Weird stories. 
Smart strategies. 

The free weekly newsletter that blends long-proven persuasion principles with edge-of-your-seat storytelling. To woo your audience or impress your boss with (non-icky) sales smarts.

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"One of the few who can relate marketing to just about everything in a truly entertaining (non-cringe) way."

- Auroriele Hans

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It’s like spotting that piece of chocolate sitting on my desk, just daring me to open it.

"The perfect mix of fun, vivid storytelling and real, usable strategy…

She’s a brilliant storyteller. I mean who could turn “Dave Matthews Band dumps 800 pounds of poop on an unsuspecting tourist boat” into a smart, memorable lesson on brand messaging?

It’s the only newsletter that makes me laugh and makes me better at creating my brand's message.

If you want to learn how to create a brand that really connects… and have way more fun doing it… you need to be reading this."

- Catherine Smith

Prepare to be the most crazy fact-filled member of your bar trivia team.
 And the most savvy seller people have ever seen. 

As strategic as the final round of a chess grandmaster tournament.

As entertainingly chaotic as a toddler birthday party when the sugar kicks in. 

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"It’s rare to find a strategist who’s a deep thinker and quick synthesizer. Someone who’s able to take big ideas and make them accessible. Add a background in rhetoric and wide-ranging marketing smarts, and you have Regan Breeden. She’s funny too (one of my favorite qualities)."

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"A ray of sunshine in my shady Inbox..."

"Never settling for conventional, Regan’s fun stories and creative metaphors make me think about my messaging and brand story in ways I hadn’t considered. I look forward to reading and applying her wisdom!"

Cynthia Lait

Some former newsletter highlights:

The barefoot rock climber who is an (accidental) marketing genius

How to show people you're credible-AF (without being boring about it)

 Pepsi used to be called "Brad's Drink" (and other soda pop chaos)

The bad boys of Ancient Greece (who gave persuasion a bad name)

How rhymes hack our brains (like a too-smart teenager with a too-smart computer who can break down firewalls faster than you can say "detention")

I used to literally *teach the persuasion class* to college undergrads

Now I help the savviest of business owners and strategy-obsessed sellers...

Go from:

  • Blending in 
  • Forgettable messaging

To:

  • Standing out
  • Echoing in their minds for a lonnngggg time 
  • Getting ghosted by your perfect-fit people
  • Perfect-fit people coming at you with "fork yeah! I love you, I'm listening..." energy

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